A new meaning to emergency funds

– 911, what is the nature of your emergency? –

Dominic, feeling relieved to hear the operator’s voice, said, “I… I screwed up. I need you to come fix some money for Candy.”

– Sir, are you hurt in some way? –

“No, but I need you to pay Candy,” Dominic said. “I told her I had no money to pay her, now I think she has her boss coming over to hurt me.”

– Sir, tell me exactly what has happened –

“Nothin’s happened, but it will if I don’t pay Candy the four-hundred dollars I owe her,” Dominic said, looking up at Candy.

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of an unpaid prostitute bill – http://opposingviews.com