Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

“It says here ‘Jeffrey Drew Wilschke’.”

“I’ve not had time to get my driving license changed over.”

The County Sheriff shone his flashlight at Jeffrey’s face. “And you’re calling yourself Beezoo Doo something?” The Sheriff said.

“Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop,” Jeffrey said. “Beezow is for the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love of the universe. Doo-Doo is the struggle we find ourselves with that awareness, that with love comes chaos.”

“And the Zopitty-Bop shit?”

“Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is the outcome of that struggle,” Jeffrey said.

“Well Zipitty, your minivan’s registration has expired.”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of an Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop –