Robber poops in his pants

The suspect, Nathan Severin, wriggled on the ground under the weight of Jason Guerra, saying, “Come on, give me a break, I’m in a bad spot here. Would it make any difference if I told you I were sorry, that I didn’t mean to rob you?”

“You shit your pants,” Guerra said, tightening his grip.

“Yeah, I pooped my pants. You got a problem with that?”

“Uh huh,” Guerra said. But I got a problem with you trying to steal my kid’s laptop. Shitting yourself, well that’s just your problem that you’ll have to live with for a while longer.”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Nathan Severin pooping his pants –