That’s not my pot!

“That shit ain’t mine,” Douglas Glidden said, feeling the handcuffs tighten around his wrists. “I’m telling you, I don’t do marijuana. It’s not my style.”

Lt. Joseph Sage said, “It’s in your vehicle, so I guess that puts it in your possession.”

“Uh huh, Officer. It ain’t mine ‘cause I just stole the car,” Douglas said. “I just lucked out, that’s all.”

“You lucked out, huh?”

“Yeah, something like that. I’ve been lucking out a lot lately. You think you could give me a break?”

Lt. Sage had to grin at Douglas thinking how this guy was one dumb criminal.

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Douglas Glideen –