Police Corporal Christopher Eiserman shook his head, kept the smirk going. “Uh-huh, I want you to pull your pants down.”
“Man,” Ray Woods said popping open his Jeans. “You gotta be kiddin me…? I told you, there ain’t nothing down there.”
Eiserman shrugged, thinking the guy is gonna tell him the bulge is all natural. Now, with his pants down, Eiserman could see the plastic bag tied to the guy’s penis was anything but. “You been holding out on us Ray?”
Ray Woods rubbed his jaw with his hand.
Eiserman said, “I guess you figured we wouldn’t check, huh?”
By Vincent Holland
Inspired by the case of Ray Woods – www.philly.com