Buddy the intoxicated elf

Buddy the intoxicated elf

Maybe you just con­fused the alco­hol with the maple syrup?” The Sher­iff said.

Bran­don Touchet, 34, from Lafayette Parish wasn’t laughing.

See, I’m think­ing you’re one of those South Pole elves. The ones that ain’t got no sense of humour.” Sher­iff Faulkner rubbed his hand over his chin. “Maybe that’s just it, you lost your Christ­mas spirit,” he continued.

Bran­don, with his arms folded, looked up and tried to focus on the cam­era as the flash blurred his vision and the red dots invaded his eyes. Damn, he thought. If this pic­ture ever gets out on the inter­net, I’m screwed.

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of Buddy ‘Bran­don Touchet, the Elf — http://​nydai​lynews​.com

“Maybe you just confused the alcohol with the maple syrup?” The Sheriff said.

Brandon Touchet, 34, from Lafayette Parish wasn’t laughing.

“See, I’m thinking you’re one of those South Pole elves. The ones that ain’t got no sense of humour.” Sheriff Faulkner rubbed his hand over his chin. “Maybe that’s just it, you lost your Christmas spirit,” he continued.

Brandon, with his arms folded, looked up and tried to focus on the camera as the flash blurred his vision and the red dots invaded his eyes. Damn, he thought. If this picture ever gets out on the internet, I’m screwed.

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Buddy ‘Brandon Touchet, the Elf – http://nydailynews.com