“Maybe you just confused the alcohol with the maple syrup?” The Sheriff said.
Brandon Touchet, 34, from Lafayette Parish wasn’t laughing.
“See, I’m thinking you’re one of those South Pole elves. The ones that ain’t got no sense of humour.” Sheriff Faulkner rubbed his hand over his chin. “Maybe that’s just it, you lost your Christmas spirit,” he continued.
Brandon, with his arms folded, looked up and tried to focus on the camera as the flash blurred his vision and the red dots invaded his eyes. Damn, he thought. If this picture ever gets out on the internet, I’m screwed.
By Vincent Holland
Inspired by the case of Buddy ‘Brandon Touchet, the Elf – http://nydailynews.com