Burglar takes selfie in victim’s house

Burglar takes selfie in victim’s house

Steve,” Trevor Mar­shall said, “you’re a fuck­ing dope tak­ing that selfie.”

Yeah, but get this,” Steve Coyle said. “It weren’t even my phone. It were the bitch’s I were robbing.”

Huh!”

Yeah, I took it from here hand­bag whilst I were root­ing ‘round her gaff. The bitch were in the shower. I couldn’t resist.”

So this woman’s got your mug shot on her phone?” Trevor said. “You didn’t fig­ure she’d show the police?”

Yeah, I fig­ured it. That’s why I gave her my Jack Nichol­son look out of the Shin­ing,” Steve said. “How the fuck they gonna know it’s me?”

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of the bur­glar tak­ing a selfie — http://​metro​.co​.uk

“Steve,” Trevor Marshall said, “you’re a fucking dope taking that selfie.”

“Yeah, but get this,” Steve Coyle said. “It weren’t even my phone. It were the bitch’s I were robbing.”

“Huh!”

“Yeah, I took it from here handbag whilst I were rooting ‘round her gaff. The bitch were in the shower. I couldn’t resist.”

“So this woman’s got your mug shot on her phone?” Trevor said. “You didn’t figure she’d show the police?”

“Yeah, I figured it. That’s why I gave her my Jack Nicholson look out of the Shining,” Steve said. “How the fuck they gonna know it’s me?”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of the burglar taking a selfie – http://metro.co.uk