Elvis’ half orang-utan brother arrested

Elvis’ half orang-utan brother arrested

Sher­iff Deputy Hay­den leant against the car. Inside, fifty-​one year old Mark Loescher was say­ing that he needed to call the Fusion Cen­tre to ask about his mon­key blood sup­ply, on account that he was half orang-​utan.

Is that right?” the Sher­iff Deputy said. “I still need you to exit the vehi­cle and place both hands on the hood.”

Loescher gave him that smile. “You know who I am,” he said, “Direc­tor of the FBI.”

Uh huh, sure thing Mr. Hoover?””

Man, you have no idea who you’re deal­ing with,” Loescher said. “Hell, I’m even Elvis’ half brother.”

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of Mark Loescher — www​.naplesnews​.com

Sheriff Deputy Hayden leant against the car. Inside, fifty-one year old Mark Loescher was saying that he needed to call the Fusion Centre to ask about his monkey blood supply, on account that he was half orang-utan.

“Is that right?” the Sheriff Deputy said. “I still need you to exit the vehicle and place both hands on the hood.”

Loescher gave him that smile. “You know who I am,” he said, “Director of the FBI.”

“Uh huh, sure thing Mr. Hoover?””

“Man, you have no idea who you’re dealing with,” Loescher said. “Hell, I’m even Elvis’ half brother.”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Mark Loescher – www.naplesnews.com