Sheriff Deputy Hayden leant against the car. Inside, fifty-one year old Mark Loescher was saying that he needed to call the Fusion Centre to ask about his monkey blood supply, on account that he was half orang-utan.
“Is that right?” the Sheriff Deputy said. “I still need you to exit the vehicle and place both hands on the hood.”
Loescher gave him that smile. “You know who I am,” he said, “Director of the FBI.”
“Uh huh, sure thing Mr. Hoover?””
“Man, you have no idea who you’re dealing with,” Loescher said. “Hell, I’m even Elvis’ half brother.”
By Vincent Holland
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