“What,” Marvin McTeare said, “I make you nervous?”
The manager kept staring at the cash register not wanting to make eye contact with the guy wearing the Barack Obama mask. She didn’t have to look up to know he was still pointing that nickel plated handgun at her. She fumbled with the cash, spilt some coins onto the counter and went to pick them up.
“Don’t worry about the change, just give me the notes from the till.”
She was thinking of asking him if he wanted fries to go with that, liking the way it sounded in her head.
By Vincent Holland
Inspired by the case of Barack Obama robbing a McDonalds – http://articles.sun-sentinel.com