Getaway donkey

Getaway donkey

Eee-​aww, eee-​aww.

Shush,” Mil­ton said under his breath.

Deon removed his ban­danna and hunched down next to Mil­ton. “You think some­body heard?” he said.

Mil­ton looked back towards the store they’d just robbed. “I don’t see any lights com­ing on.”

Maybe we got lucky.”

I told you we shouldn’t have stolen Xavia’s don­key,” Mil­ton said.

Shush,” Deon said, “you hear that?”

Hear what? All I hear is this fuck­ing donkey.”

No, that.”

Mil­ton kept still for a moment. “It’s Fabio.”

You see if he’s car­ry­ing his shotgun?”

Uh-​huh, and I ain’t gonna hang around to find out if he is.”

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of the get­away by don­key — http://​tele​graph​.co​.uk

Eee-aww, eee-aww.

“Shush,” Milton said under his breath.

Deon removed his bandanna and hunched down next to Milton. “You think somebody heard?” he said.

Milton looked back towards the store they’d just robbed. “I don’t see any lights coming on.”

“Maybe we got lucky.”

“I told you we shouldn’t have stolen Xavia’s donkey,” Milton said.

“Shush,” Deon said, “you hear that?”

“Hear what? All I hear is this fucking donkey.”

“No, that.”

Milton kept still for a moment. “It’s Fabio.”

“You see if he’s carrying his shotgun?”

“Uh-huh, and I ain’t gonna hang around to find out if he is.”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of the getaway by donkey – http://telegraph.co.uk