I’m an owl, Sheriff, honest!

I’m an owl, Sheriff, honest!

Troy Prock­ett, 37, drove his Ford Mus­tang into the ditch and fell head first out of the driver’s side. He picked him­self up and zigzagged into the woods find­ing cover under a large oak tree and waited. Damn, he thought, he’d just have to climb the tree and hide out for a while. When he was thirty feet up, he could see the State Trooper look­ing straight up at him. Shit, Troy thought, I’ll just pre­tend I’m an owl or some­thing and see how that works. “I’m an owl, Sher­iff, hon­est to god.” Yeah, that should just about do it.

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of Troy Prock­ett, the owl — http://​huff​in​g​ton​post​.com

Troy Prockett, 37, drove his Ford Mustang into the ditch and fell head first out of the driver’s side. He picked himself up and zigzagged into the woods finding cover under a large oak tree and waited. Damn, he thought, he’d just have to climb the tree and hide out for a while. When he was thirty feet up, he could see the State Trooper looking straight up at him. Shit, Troy thought, I’ll just pretend I’m an owl or something and see how that works. “I’m an owl, Sheriff, honest to god.” Yeah, that should just about do it.

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Troy Prockett, the owl – http://huffingtonpost.com