No balls to shoot me!

No balls to shoot me!

Anna Gra­ham, wife of the Russ­ian sculp­tor Ernst Neizvestny, stood watch­ing her friend’s unlocked car whilst her friend went inside the house to get her suit­case. That’s when Anna saw the two men approach her. The black guy open­ing the driver’s door and the white guy telling her to hand over her wallet.

Are you kid­ding me,” Anna said, “I’m in my pyja­mas for christ’s sake.”

The white guy pulled his .44 from his waist­band say­ing, “I’ll shoot you bitch.”

Uh huh, no you wont,” Anna said. “You need to have the balls to do that. And you have none.”

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of Anna Graham’s stand­off — http://​upi​.com

Anna Graham, wife of the Russian sculptor Ernst Neizvestny, stood watching her friend’s unlocked car whilst her friend went inside the house to get her suitcase. That’s when Anna saw the two men approach her. The black guy opening the driver’s door and the white guy telling her to hand over her wallet.

“Are you kidding me,” Anna said, “I’m in my pyjamas for christ’s sake.”

The white guy pulled his .44 from his waistband saying, “I’ll shoot you bitch.”

‘Uh huh, no you wont,” Anna said. “You need to have the balls to do that. And you have none.”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Anna Graham’s standoff – http://upi.com