Scratching the family jewels

Scratching the family jewels

Sha­la­mar tried to ignore Ronald’s attempt at rip­ping off his tes­ti­cles as she flipped over the chan­nel on their sixty-​inch flat screen. But she could see Ronald with his hand down his pants and that grin going on. “You mind, Ronald?” she said.

Mind what?” Ronald said, widen­ing his grin.

Mind not scratch­ing your balls for a moment.”

Ronald thought about it for a sec­ond, stood up and swag­gered across the room. “You fuck­ing with me, right?” he said.

Uh-​huh, I just want you to start show­ing a lit­tle respect.”

This enough respect for you?” he said, unzip­ping his jeans.

By Vin­cent Holland

Inspired by the case of Ronald Howard Jr — http://​sun​-sen​tinel​.com

Shalamar tried to ignore Ronald’s attempt at ripping off his testicles as she flipped over the channel on their sixty-inch flat screen. But she could see Ronald with his hand down his pants and that grin going on. “You mind, Ronald?” she said.

“Mind what?” Ronald said, widening his grin.

“Mind not scratching your balls for a moment.”

Ronald thought about it for a second, stood up and swaggered across the room. “You fucking with me, right?” he said.

“Uh-huh, I just want you to start showing a little respect.”

“This enough respect for you?” he said, unzipping his jeans.

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Ronald Howard Jr – http://sun-sentinel.com