‘Did you fart, punk?’

Daniel Collins stood waiting behind his front door holding a .32-calibre Taurus revolver in his right hand listening to his neighbour the other side pass wind. He yanked the door open in a wide arc, stepped outside and pointed the .32-calibre towards his neighbour saying, “Did you fart, punk… Huh?” His neighbour stumbled losing his footing and Collins snapped the revolver’s chamber back, flipped the safety off with his thumb, and pressed the .32-calibre’s muzzle firmly into his neighbour’s forehead. He said, “I will fucking kill you if you fart outside my apartment again, you motherfuckin’ bitch.”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of Daniel Collins – www.gawker.com