Renee Lynn Memije pulled her baseball cap’s large brim low over her eyes as she pushed the squirt gun into her jeans’ waistband. Thinking, sure that she’d mixed together the jalapenos, red peppers and salt into the water. She pressed hard on the buzzer, leant against the doorframe and waited for the owner of the house. It took a while, and then it happened all at once. The woman that answered was wearing an Adidas tracksuit and a blank expression on her face. Without hesitation, Renee pulled the trigger and squirted water into her eyes.
By Vincent Holland
Inspired by the case of Renee Lynn Memije – http://faribaultcountyregister.com