You need big pants, not balls

Larry Wolf wanted to take one of the two puppies but couldn’t make up his mind which one. He picked up the white pug nearest and held it up so that his son could see it. Yeah, he liked the look of this one himself and unzipped his flies and stuffed the puppy down his pants. “We’re good to go,” he said to his wife, putting his hands in his pockets.

“Uh-huh,” she said. “I want that one too.”

Larry thinking now, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea taking his wife shopping. “You want that one or both?”

By Vincent Holland

Inspired by the case of the puppy theft –